ZMAN brings you a collection of funny-but-true contests which actually take place. If you ever wondered about such vitally important facts like which country boasts the world beard champion, who participates in the festival hosted by the National Association of Tired People (NAP for short), who has the fastest lawn mower, who makes the oddest grimaces, who irons shirts in the weirdest places, who tosses cell phones the farthest, etc. then you have come to the right address.